I woke up early and was at school by 7:00am. Why? Well, today I worked Transfer Days. At 7:30 am I helped welcome students and then at a 11:15am I helped give a tour of campus and then from 12:00pm-2:00pm I worked the TSAB table. Well this morning our Chair brought a big bag of generic candy to lure students to our table. One of the guys started picking through it and found a generic brand of Sweetarts....cleverly named Sassy Tarts. He was very excited about how Awesome this candy's name was. It was too funny. Later, with a disappointed look he informed us they were ok but did not taste like Sweetarts. I concluded it must be all that sass. So, in honor of those glorious knockoffs I leave you with this Poem... appropriately titled Ode to Sassy Tarts! Enjoy....lol.
Ode To Sassy Tarts
When I met this captivating tart
Blending in at first
but then out she burst...from the bowl
She stood out from the rest
begging for a test
All before her name I did know
Startled to find
she was not who I thought
My beloved Sweetart
Oh! No! Definitely Not
Her sister perhaps?
I proclaimed at the sight
same shape, same size,
similar package disguise
Okay! Okay!
I will give it a try
Hmm....Oh NO....not the same taste at all
For her misleading tricks of seduction I fall.
This should have been no surprise
If I had opened my eyes
and read her name from the Start
I would have realized it was Sassy Tart
