Neil came from a long line of businessmen. His great grandfather was an oil tycoon, his grandfather was the president of an automobile plant, and his father was the CEO of a lucrative computer company. At birth, he was given a Rolodex containing the business cards of every male member of his family, going back hundreds of years. This tradition was thought to be the key to the family’s success. Neil would only be able to add his card if the family Patriarch deemed him successful.

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Neil was expected to go to business school and study management, finance, and marketing. At minimum, he would have to attain his MBA. After college, he would be expected to climb the ranks of a prominent company. The only other option was to start a business from scratch. Neil received his MBA in 2004 from a very prestigious college and was offered a job immediately. However, he quickly declined and decided to pave his own way. He started investing in all types of ventures, eventually becoming partner in Daniel’s Big Top Circus and Jonah’s Water Park. He thought that these businesses would be guaranteed successes; however, reality struck when the big cats mauled the lion tamer and the water bill swallowed profit chances for the water park. What was he going to do? His family would surely disown him. He had to come up with a successful idea quick. It would only be a matter of time before his family found out about his failures. He thought and thought but couldn’t come up with a plan. All that thinking wore him out and he fell asleep. The next morning he woke up with a plan.

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He knew the answers to his problems were located in his dream. He began to replay the dream over and over in his head. He saw a large boat and on that boat were tons of animals. There were monkeys, giraffes, elephants, zebras, rhinos and hippos. There were horses, pigs, cows, and chickens. Anything you could imagine and it was on that boat. He also saw people on this boat. Everyone was paired with their significant others; man and beast alike. He also saw a beautiful rainbow stretching over the boat. What a glorious scene. It had been such a marvelous dream that he would have been content never waking up. After daydreaming, he decided on his plan. He was going to start a new business. It was going to be spectacular. Neil was so excited that he rushed out the door.
His first stop was the lumber store. There he bought wood planks, nails, paint, table saw, hammer and other wood working supplies. The clerk checked him out and politely asked, “What are you building? A shed?” Neil just smiled and answered back, “ I am building a ship.” The clerk thought he was being a smart alec and just laughed. “No, I'm serious,” said Neil, “ I plan on building a great ship.” The clerk just smirked and said, “Well, good luck with that.” Neil gathered his materials and went on his way.
Next, he went and visited his old circus partner. “Hey Daniel, Do you still own all those animals?” asked Neil. “Why? Your not thinking of starting another circus, are you?” snapped Daniel. “ No, No, not a circus. I just need some animals, preferably things like lions,elephants and monkeys,” stated Neil. Daniel was concerned by his old friends antics. What did he need with animals? Their last involvement with animals was disastrous. “No, Neil, I sold them ,” claimed Daniel. Neil left very disappointed but not discouraged. He had another plan. He would put an ad in the paper. It read, “ Looking for animals. All types welcome! Please meet at wharf 10, ASAP!” After the ad was placed, he headed toward the marina.
Once there, he started construction on the boat. He was so excited about his new venture that he had it built in seven days. ( I know that seems impossible, but with that much adrenaline pumping through your veins anything is possible) A crowd had gathered to watch Neil build. People were in awe of the massive structure but didn’t understand Neil’s plight. They just saw him as a crazy eccentric. Also, among the crowd were the animals that had answered his ad. Giraffes, turtles, peacocks and more had arrived to find out what Neil wanted. Once, the construction was completed, Neil stood before the crowd and gave a speech. He told them of his magnificent idea and what he intended on doing. “I am building a cruise ship,” he said, “but not just any cruise ship. This cruise ship will be like a floating zoo. It will have two of every kind of animal (that I can find). Each room will have a different animal theme and will house the pair of animals matching that theme. This cruise will only be available to couples and I will name it Noah’s Two by Two Luxury Cruise.” When the speech was finished the crowd was overcome with silence. They had no idea what to think. This did not deter Neil. He escorted the animals to their suites and waited. Finally, couples started coming in droves. It was a giant success. People were dying to find out what Noah’s ark was like and they were willing to pay luxury prices. (Ok, so the rooms are a little bit cozier and each room includes room service but hey they get the general idea) Needless to say, Neil finally got his card put in that Rolodex

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Author’s note: I retold the biblical account of
Noah. Just like Noah, Neil is inspired to build a great ship; however, Neil does so because of a dream and not because of God. Also, both men construct their ships in order to escape disaster. Noah’s disaster is a great flood and Neil’s disaster is the threat of being disowned by his family. They are both viewed as crazy by their spectators.