Urgent!!!! The following bit of advice is very critical if you ever need to go get your driver's license renewed or updated.
1. Wear make-up so you don't break the Tag Agency's printer
2. Pay attention when you sign your name
3. Know your left from your right index finger
4. Practice posing in your mirror before leaving the house (lol..well I needed a number 4)
and number 5.....the most important of all
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!!!!!) MAKE SURE YOUR EARS ARE SHOWING!!!!!!!
What? What does that have to do with anything? I'm sure your curious now...haha ...well I will explain.
This morning Ronnie and I went to the tag agency. Yes! the tag agency is where we go for fun. It is not nice to judge....moving on... We were at the tag agency so I could update my license. I had to do so because (for those people who don't know) we just bought a house and needed our licences to have our current address. The reason we had to have them with our current address is because we had to have them to file the amendment to our taxes. Any who....I got all gussied up and was ready to have my picture taken. However, there was a minor problem. The printer broke while they were printing my new license. I am just that awesome that the printer couldn't take it....haha . I am sure you have heard of Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships. Well I am the face that broke the Tag Agency's only printer. Let me tell you, that is definitely a confidence booster. They found out later that the ribbon needed replaced. They tried running it again and the whole thing came out black. So, I had to have my picture taken again. This time the computer didn't recognize my picture. The lady had to call the Department of Public Service to try to get an override but they informed her that the reason the computer could not recognize my picture was because my ears weren't showing. No, you read that right. My EARS were not showing. I immediately busted up laughing once she relayed that information to me. Once I was able to contain my laughter I inquisitively asked Why it mattered. Her response, "I don't know I think they want to make sure your not Yoda or something." You would think the fact that I am not green or 2 foot tall would give that away. Just to make sure that I was indeed not Yoda I humored them and had my picture (this time with my ears showing) taken again. It worked!!!!!! I guess they were right..So, remember to always show your ears to prove you are not Yoda (may the force be with you)!!!
1. Wear make-up so you don't break the Tag Agency's printer
2. Pay attention when you sign your name
3. Know your left from your right index finger
4. Practice posing in your mirror before leaving the house (lol..well I needed a number 4)
and number 5.....the most important of all
(d
r
u
m
r
o
l
l
p
l
e
a
s
e
!!!!!) MAKE SURE YOUR EARS ARE SHOWING!!!!!!!
What? What does that have to do with anything? I'm sure your curious now...haha ...well I will explain.
This morning Ronnie and I went to the tag agency. Yes! the tag agency is where we go for fun. It is not nice to judge....moving on... We were at the tag agency so I could update my license. I had to do so because (for those people who don't know) we just bought a house and needed our licences to have our current address. The reason we had to have them with our current address is because we had to have them to file the amendment to our taxes. Any who....I got all gussied up and was ready to have my picture taken. However, there was a minor problem. The printer broke while they were printing my new license. I am just that awesome that the printer couldn't take it....haha . I am sure you have heard of Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships. Well I am the face that broke the Tag Agency's only printer. Let me tell you, that is definitely a confidence booster. They found out later that the ribbon needed replaced. They tried running it again and the whole thing came out black. So, I had to have my picture taken again. This time the computer didn't recognize my picture. The lady had to call the Department of Public Service to try to get an override but they informed her that the reason the computer could not recognize my picture was because my ears weren't showing. No, you read that right. My EARS were not showing. I immediately busted up laughing once she relayed that information to me. Once I was able to contain my laughter I inquisitively asked Why it mattered. Her response, "I don't know I think they want to make sure your not Yoda or something." You would think the fact that I am not green or 2 foot tall would give that away. Just to make sure that I was indeed not Yoda I humored them and had my picture (this time with my ears showing) taken again. It worked!!!!!! I guess they were right..So, remember to always show your ears to prove you are not Yoda (may the force be with you)!!!
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